Isn't it obvious why we love this birthday boy?

March 18, 1979 marked a momentous occasion. While no wars were won that day, no presidents were assassinated and no great invention made its debut, Fred and Patsy Levine of Los Angeles welcomed a baby boy and named him Adam Levine. In honor of

the gorgeous celeb's day of birth, we invite you to ogle his hottest moments.

We have no idea how these Victoria's Secret models were strutting down the runway without getting distracted by Adam's sweaty, inked biceps. No one ran into a wall? Seriously?

Maroon 5's emotionally charged lyrics are almost entirely thanks to songwriter Adam, who said: "I'm a Pisces, and they say that Pisces are very sensitive. If men were just honest with themselves, they would see that they all have that side." OK, great, now we're melting all over our keyboards

While some might say that changing the title of "Moves Like Jagger" to "Moves Like Levine" might not have the same ring to it (and might be a little egotistical!) we wouldn't complain.

This may be Adam Levine's studious good boy look, but it's not stopping us from wanting to rip that sweater off him ...

What's the deal with this guy? How can he look so impossibly hot when he's screaming and sweating onstage? According to the singer, "Before I go onstage I pretend that everyone loves me." We're sorry, you "pretend"? Couldn't hear you over the screaming girls

You can be frumpy in pajama pants any day, Adam. We have no problem with the fact that you're shirtless. Or that you're wearing pants with incredibly thin fabric. Nope. Lips are sealed.

"Hey, girl. You want some Snapple?" As long as you're wearing a see-through white shirt and baring that coy smile, we'll drink any beverage you give us … even the gross peach-flavored one.

We really agree with Adam Levine's theory about music: "Not every song has to be about love and tenderness, sometimes you have those strictly physical feelings for somebody and it's OK to have those feelings." Thanks, Adam, we absolutely do.

Yes, OK. Here's another picture of Adam performing. He's like this sexy freak of nature with magic powers that prevent photogs from catching him looking like a doofus. Now, if we could just pick him up and plop him down in front of the fire so he could serenade us, we'd be happy.

Ladies, these are eyes that can see into your soul. (Also, was it cold in there or what? Sorry, we almost had a deep moment there and totally ruined it.)

We know these pictures are probably making you feel a little, um, parched, so the sensitive singer is offering you a drink of water. You're welcome.

This sly smirk kind of makes the singer look like that arrogant all-star athlete from high school. But we'd still date him, let him break our heart over a note passed in class, and obsess over him for three years anyway.

We're not even going to apologize for another picture of Adam Levine rocking out, because we know that you're enjoying it as much as we are.

The buzz cut! When this major hair change happened in 2007, we were initially hesitant to like it. But then we realized that his new 'do made our favorite tatted lead singer look even more like a badass -- and it brought all the focus to his piercing eyes. Not so much of a buzz kill, after all ...

Nothing brings a bad boy to that beautiful level of sexy danger like the perfect leather jacket. Nice call, Adam.

 

Here's the latest release from Mattel: Business Casual Ken! This is a doll that Barbie will never get her plastic hands on. We're keeping him all to ourselves.

Sexy man + tattoos + gorgeous bike = sweaty palms and heart palpitations. We're so mesmerized by Adam Levine on his motorcycle, we won't comment on the helmet or the full denim.

Just so you know, we are capable of appreciating Adam for his personality and not just ogling his body. We loved it when the singer stopped in L.A.'s Los Feliz neighborhood to promote Red Cross Hurricane Sandy relief efforts.

OK, ladies, Adam has to say goodbye, jump on his motorcycle, go break some hearts, and write beautiful songs about it. We know what this smug face means -- unfortunately, we're never going to be Mrs. Adam Levine. Thank goodness we can still enjoy the eye candy.