Memo to all Nigerian “Big Babes”

Hilarious! Blog reader Paul sent this in. Enjoy..
Dear Naija Big Babe,Your awkward, questionable and morally repugnant ways never cease to amaze me, so I decided to pen down a few things about you in a musical note to help the decision making of intending Naija big babes You dated and dumped your husband as a boyfriend and later chased after shadows of bad sharp players hoping to trap one and make him yours, forgetting those days when all husband materials that approached you were tagged; jerks broke ass or small boy. When it was all firm and beautiful, you ran after married men whose favorite song was Psquares Chop my money with your tiny hot legs despite knowing just like Iyanya all they wanted was your waist. They requested you Go down low like Olamide and Limpopo like Kcee before you Test-the-money like Psquare and have bragging right like Chidinma to say Emi ni baller.sadly enough, you sure danced to their tune without your mind singing Bankys Yes/No because of your gluttony and greed.Just like Wande Coal wanted, you went on Private trips and you unarguably came back as Wizkids Caro. Hmmm.! You woke up on a fateful day, looked at the mirror and saw a different you as all that was firm and tempting are getting loose, the dark and lovelies are getting gray, and you could not help but sing Asas Questions to yourself.All in a quest to be branded as a Naija big babe with all the trendy stuffs other girls long for, you have finally landed yourself into Baba Felas Double wahala as you wasted the vital days of your youthful years in obsessively acquiring Brazilian hairs, swatch, louboutin and Gucci designers.Now, menopause is fast knocking at your door and you have no place to run to as your rich men and sugar daddies are unwilling to pay the price of owning that which they can simply rent, and those dudes you tagged small boys aint cut out for Aunty second hand as well. Hmmm.now you sing D banjs Why me daily and blame all the grannies in your village for your being single and falling out of demand. Naaahhh.spare me all of those Olamides Story for the gods as you are only reaping from what you sowed.Oh well, to intending Naija big babes think of The future like T.Y Bello and remember just like Solid star, you are One in a million and an ever green 2 Babas African queen who gets all she deserves in his True love and not in Olamides Badoo love which leads to regrets and agony. A word they say is enough for the wise.

Yours ever truthful,
Paul Olarewaju.